Help

I have now had 7 random erections so far today. They are beginning to hurt.... Any ideas... (anyone)

My Tuesday

Woke up. Grabbed 2 slices of bread and a banana, the peanut-butter. Soon found out the toaster is no longer operational. Sighed, and returned to the living room to finish watching the Battlestar Galactica Episode. It was rather sub-par, but I could settle.